2.09.2009

The Official Tooth Fairy Kit



I know this one little girl who knew exactly what to do with a tooth when you loose it: put it on display. After that she put it under her pillow and it was gone overnight! So, what if she feels a bit nostalgic one day over this lost tooth? The solution is now here parents. Just visit The Office Of the Tooth Fairy to get this.......




The Kit Details: "The Official Tooth Fairy Kit contains one letterpress Certificateof Record for filing with your local Tooth Fairy and one reusable silkscreened cloth deposit bag for your first and all subsequent transactions. The official certificate keeps record of name, age, tooth lost, method of extraction and compensation information." - OOTTF

Official Filing Instructions: "Simply place tooth in the attached envelope and insert your completed certificate in the deposit bag. Place the full bag under your pillow. The tooth fairy will collect the Certificate of Record and place your compensation in the deposit bag. " OOTTF

I think that we should use this deposit bag for our Senior Citizens as well so they can earn their keep when Social Security runs out.